LeroysBoots
11:13 Thu Mar 31
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Fork handles
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/35936407
Brilliant
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Hammer and Pickle
9:51 Thu Mar 31
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The Hatchback of Notre Dame.
Irreplaceable - RIP.
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Far Cough
9:47 Thu Mar 31
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Forsyth started on TV 58 fucking years ago, that is amazing
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JohnnyL
9:46 Thu Mar 31
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This tribute was recorded and broadcast long ago
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JLAP
9:43 Thu Mar 31
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Do you reckon they have these tributes ready for someone snuffs it? Brucies tribute must be collecting dust , half the people on it have probably keeled over.
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Sven Roeder
9:31 Thu Mar 31
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Tribute to Ronnie Corbett on bbc2 at 8pm ie Now
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Buster
9:20 Thu Mar 31
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I imagine plw to look a bit like Corbett.
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Schoffie
9:11 Thu Mar 31
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Everyone dropping like flies this year and we are only 3 months in, lost the father in law a few weeks back.
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Takashi Miike
8:45 Thu Mar 31
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I loved it when they did a song, this is probably my favourite 'The Aldershot Brass Ensemble'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZqZgmpq1nw
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Cc
8:04 Thu Mar 31
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The only funny part of the Peter Kay Amarillo video was his treadmill travels.
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Gavros
7:58 Thu Mar 31
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I liked Corbett. Good egg.
He also had a slot in the otherwise really shit Meet Ricky Gervais.
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zico
7:55 Thu Mar 31
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Do you think God is having a "Rapture for Famous Legends" this year?!
RIP Ronnie.
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JLAP
7:53 Thu Mar 31
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The saying .. "the saying of the word legend is over used these days" is over used these days.. But a legend has left us, RIP little fella
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Tomshardware
7:00 Thu Mar 31
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Reply I.want.that.one 2:00 Thu Mar 31
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mashed in maryland
6:54 Thu Mar 31
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"6) "We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.""
Ag ag ag ag ag
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Cc
6:50 Thu Mar 31
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1) "After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes."
2) "A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on."
3) "French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in."
4) "A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals."
5) "We will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet."
6) "We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned."
7) "It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men: Laurel and Hardy."
8) "There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done."
9) "We'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame."
10) "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand."
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Far Cough
4:24 Thu Mar 31
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Haha, you're right, I don't give a fuck but thanks for your thoughts
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mashed in maryland
4:22 Thu Mar 31
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Far Cough 1:52 Thu Mar 31
Hmm. Basically in case you didn't know (or even give the slightest semblance of a fuck) it's not one company but is a sort of franchise. Every individual local area it serves is run by an independent franchise, which could be a firm of 20-30 people or just one bloke on his own with a can. IIRC from my time working for them, online orders either get emailed directly to the franchise or sometimes to an (outsourced) call centre in Plymouth, where the staff there then have to get the order over to the nearest franchise. stocks and availability for every franchise as you can imagine change all the time as well, which might explain it further.
I'm aware you almost certainly couldn't give a flying fuck and are now probably a bit pissed off you've wasted a minute or so reading this post, but I'm on lunch and have fuck all else to do other than talk bollocks on here.
Good day sir.
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Far Cough
4:16 Thu Mar 31
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It's a joke as told on the two Ronnies whatever happened in real life
HTH
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BRANDED
4:14 Thu Mar 31
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In what way is it not a joke?
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Gavros
4:12 Thu Mar 31
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Fork Handles wasnt actually a joke, someone who worked in a builders merchants wrote to them to tell them that was exactly what happened to him and they ran with it.
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